February 2012
34 posts
A dozen roses: $12
A box of chocolates: $10
A Happy Valentine's Day card: $2
Still having $24 dollars because you're single: Priceless.
if a girl likes you: She will flirt with you, play hard to get, twirl her hair ect.
if a boy likes you: He will flirt with you, chat you up, talk to you ect.
if I like you: I will stalk you from a distance, make note of everyone you talk to (your friends, family ect.), I will get to know your interests and never, ever will I attempt to make a move.
Voldemort rose to power in 1997. He destroyed all...
HARRY POTTER FANS, YOUR LETTERS ARE STILL OUT THERE. HAVE FAITH!
How the joke goes: What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
How my sister's gay friend told it: What do gay horses eat? THE SAME THING AS STRAIGHT HORSES YOU HOMOPHOBIC ASSHOLES
I don't know why, but..
I miss my old bestfriend..
Evelyn
Me: Hey dude, did you watch glee?
Evelyn: Yeah. OMG Sebastian. He's a bitch. But he's like a charming bitch. So it's hard to hate him.
January 2012
144 posts
Netflix..
Netflix is like my bestfriend.
I miss you.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can -
Court: Are you kidding me?
Anonymous asked: how are you doing? what part of so cal are you from? I used to live in san bernardino, I miss it.
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